30 October 2026, rebuilt after Ailis's comments. All figures include VAT. Draft for discussion.
The forecast is now built in three layers, in the order Ailis asked for: subscriptions from the charges Recharge already has scheduled, other returning customers from last year's days and this year's bigger base, and new customers bought with ad budgets that stay flat within each week and ramp only into Black Friday. The rule has not changed: as a business, the ordinary days before Black Friday break even after ads and overhead, and the profit comes from early access onwards.
| Where we are | Ads | Ads / day | New customers | CAC | First-order AOV | New-customer revenue | NC ROAS | Subs | Other returning | Total revenue | Profit after overhead |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Last 7 days (22-28 Oct), per day today's run-rate on the dashboard's first-order basis (Ailis's Shopify view of the same week: new £7k, returning £6k, subs £2k) | £5,339 | £5,339 | 88 | £60 | £89 | £7,891 | 1.48x | £2,215 | £4,163 | £14,263 | −£648 |
New and returning are on the dashboard's first-order basis (a customer is new on the day of their first ever order). Shopify's returning flag puts about £1.8k a day more into returning and the same amount less into new, which is why Ailis's split of the same week reads differently. Both are right; the page uses one basis throughout.
Each table shows last year on the same days, our forecast, Ailis's model as she wrote it, and what her ad budgets would buy if new customers cost what our curve says they cost at that spend.
| pre-BF (1-25 Nov) | Ads | Ads / day | New customers | CAC | First-order AOV | New-customer revenue | NC ROAS | Subs | Other returning | Total revenue | Profit after overhead |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Last year, same days 2025-11-02 to 2025-11-26, on the dashboard's first-order basis; profit not split out | £77,971 | £3,119 | 1,308 | £60 | £93 | £121,551 | 1.56x | in returning | £100,671 | £222,222 | n/a |
| Our forecast flat weekly budgets, ordinary days break even after all costs | £47,737 | £1,909 | 973 | £49 | £82 | £80,160 | 1.68x | £58,730 | £90,088 | £228,978 | £16,351 |
| Ailis's model, as written £55 CAC flat, returning £9,108 a day; profit here uses our 41p margin and £1,200 a day overhead | £156,695 | £6,268 | 2,849 | £55 | £81 | £230,061 | 1.47x | £60,763 | £166,939 | £457,763 | £2,361 |
| Ailis's budgets through our curve same ad budgets, CAC as our curve predicts at that spend, our returning line | £156,695 | £6,268 | 2,099 | £75 | £82 | £172,952 | 1.10x | £58,730 | £90,088 | £321,770 | −£54,284 |
The one real disagreement is here. Her sheet buys 2,849 customers at a flat £55 on £6,268 a day. The last week ran at £60 on £5,339 a day, and at £6,268 a day our curve puts CAC near £75. Her days still balance because her returning is £9,108 a day against our £5,953; on our returning the same budgets lose about £2,171 a day.
| BF5 (26-30 Nov) | Ads | Ads / day | New customers | CAC | First-order AOV | New-customer revenue | NC ROAS | Subs | Other returning | Total revenue | Profit after overhead |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Last year, same days 2025-11-27 to 2025-12-01, on the dashboard's first-order basis; profit not split out | £28,561 | £5,712 | 1,234 | £23 | £78 | £95,652 | 3.35x | in returning | £115,342 | £210,993 | n/a |
| Our forecast | £66,544 | £13,309 | 2,227 | £30 | £66 | £147,559 | 2.22x | £17,222 | £167,683 | £332,464 | £45,480 |
| Ailis's model, as written £32 CAC flat, returning £47,203 a day; profit here uses our 41p margin and £1,200 a day overhead | £84,224 | £16,845 | 2,632 | £32 | £75 | £197,400 | 2.34x | £17,414 | £218,600 | £433,414 | £63,638 |
| Ailis's budgets through our curve same ad budgets, CAC as our curve predicts at that spend, our returning line | £84,224 | £16,845 | 2,511 | £34 | £66 | £166,394 | 1.98x | £17,222 | £167,683 | £351,299 | £34,487 |
Here we agree. Her £32 CAC is close to our £30, and her £84,224 would buy about 2,511 customers on our curve against her 2,632. The gap in revenue is again returning: £236,014 in her sheet, £184,905 in ours, £115,342 last year.
| November | Ads | Ads / day | New customers | CAC | First-order AOV | New-customer revenue | NC ROAS | Subs | Other returning | Total revenue | Profit after overhead |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Last year, same days 2025-11-01 to 2025-11-30, on the dashboard's first-order basis; profit not split out | £102,811 | £3,427 | 2,380 | £43 | £86 | £205,875 | 2.00x | in returning | £201,042 | £406,918 | n/a |
| Our forecast | £114,281 | £3,809 | 3,200 | £36 | £71 | £227,719 | 1.99x | £75,952 | £257,770 | £561,442 | £61,831 |
| Ailis's model, as written £44 CAC flat, returning £15,457 a day; profit here uses our 41p margin and £1,200 a day overhead | £240,919 | £8,031 | 5,481 | £44 | £78 | £427,461 | 1.77x | £78,177 | £385,539 | £891,177 | £65,999 |
| Ailis's budgets through our curve same ad budgets, CAC as our curve predicts at that spend, our returning line | £240,919 | £8,031 | 4,611 | £52 | £71 | £339,347 | 1.41x | £75,952 | £257,770 | £673,069 | −£19,797 |
| The £900k target on our returning what her ad budget would have to buy for £900k if returning is where we have it; profit is indicative (41p margin) | £240,919 | £8,031 | 7,958 | £30 | £71 | £566,278 | 2.35x | £75,952 | £257,770 | £900,000 | £94,281 |
| December | Ads | Ads / day | New customers | CAC | First-order AOV | New-customer revenue | NC ROAS | Subs | Other returning | Total revenue | Profit after overhead |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Last year, same days 2025-12-01 to 2025-12-31, on the dashboard's first-order basis; profit not split out | £70,721 | £2,281 | 1,885 | £38 | £80 | £149,898 | 2.12x | in returning | £169,242 | £319,140 | n/a |
| Our forecast | £104,958 | £3,386 | 2,409 | £44 | £70 | £168,867 | 1.61x | £96,365 | £138,798 | £404,029 | £15,698 |
| Ailis's sheet her December sheet has launches, emails and subs but no ad line | no ad budget | no ad budget | no ad budget | no ad budget | no ad budget | no ad budget | no ad budget | £63,000 | £635,400 | £698,400 header; rows £566k; Slack £768k | n/a |
December's new-customer line is at the 3.5x floor every week. The month is 58% returning and subscriptions, so the December lever is the send plan and the 12 December and Boxing Day offers, not ads. Her £768k would need 7,600 new customers against our 2,409.
Budgets are set per block and held flat inside it, so a launch day does not pull ad spend up and a quiet day does not pull it down. Each pre-BF block is set at the level where its ordinary days break even after ads and overhead; the worst single day in the plan is about −£792. The step down from today's £4,850 happens on 1 November. The sharp rise is on 26 November, where it belongs.
| Block | Budget / day | Ads in block | New customers / day | CAC | Revenue | Profit after overhead | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1-8 Nov | £2,160 | -55% vs live | £17,276 | 36 | £59 | £65,076 | £0 |
| 9-15 Nov | £1,912 | -61% vs live | £13,387 | 58 | £33 | £93,505 | £16,351 |
| 16-25 Nov | £1,707 | -65% vs live | £17,074 | 27 | £62 | £70,397 | £0 |
| 26-30 Nov (EA, BF, CM) | £13,309 | £66,544 | 445 | £30 | £332,464 | £45,480 | |
| 1-6 Dec | £4,045 | £24,268 | 98 | £41 | £85,449 | £3,676 | |
| 7-13 Dec | £4,088 | £28,619 | 100 | £41 | £103,812 | £4,814 | |
| 14-22 Dec | £2,876 | £25,882 | 64 | £45 | £98,519 | £1,740 | |
| 23-25 Dec (after cut-off) | £600 | £1,800 | 6 | £96 | £11,448 | −£672 | |
| 26-31 Dec (Boxing) | £4,065 | £24,389 | 88 | £46 | £104,801 | £6,140 |
The Gold launch (10 Nov) and the birthday (14 Nov) carry the same budget as the rest of their week. They are email and SMS days, and they show up as profit: £7,893 and £4,421 after overhead. The earlier version of this page spent £14,605 on Gold day because it let the launch margin fund more ads; Ailis was right that it should not.
Subscriptions are settled. Recharge already holds every November renewal by day, and all three numbers agree:
| November subscriptions | Total |
|---|---|
| Recharge, charges already scheduled for November, times 0.93 for failed and skipped payments | £75,952 |
| Ailis's sheet (the same ledger, before the 0.93) | £78,177 |
| Our renewal-book model (August) | £75,228 |
The page now uses the Recharge ledger day by day, so 1 November reads £6,160 of returning including £3,597 of subs, not the £5,094 of the earlier version. December is not scheduled in Recharge yet (it only holds the next cycle), so December subs are the renewal book, £91,280, on November's day-of-month shape.
Other returning is the number in dispute, and it is the bigger of the two gaps:
| Other returning (not subs) | Pre-BF / day | Pre-BF 1-25 Nov | BF 26-30 Nov | November |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ailis's sheet flat £5.4k a day through the quiet weeks, then £20k on Gold day and £15k on the birthday | £6,678 | £166,939 | £218,600 | £385,539 |
| Our forecast last year's days times this year's growth, with Gold and the birthday on top; checked cohort by cohort on 30 Oct | £3,604 | £90,088 | £167,683 | £257,770 |
| Last year, same days (incl. subs) the dashboard does not split subs from returning for last year | £4,027 | £100,671 | £115,342 | £201,042 |
Last year other returning fell about 18% from October into early November. Ours carries that dip on a base that is 70% bigger; hers holds the current run-rate flat and then some. The 30 October cohort check, which worked last year's spend per customer by cohort age against this year's cohort sizes, landed at £330k to £360k of returning for November against our £334k and her £464k. Neither side can prove it today. The first week of November will: if other returning runs at £5k a day or more on the ordinary days, the break-even budget rises and we step up.
From the Shopify order history, revenue per new customer after the first order, by when they were acquired. Pre-Black Friday customers are worth almost twice a Black Friday customer over the following year, and the 2025 cohorts are tracking well above 2024 because more of them subscribe.
| Cohort | Customers | First order | Repeat in 3 months | 6 months | 12 months | Bought again within 12 months (6 for 2025) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Acquired before Black Friday (Sep to 24 Nov 2024) | 1,722 | £80 | £35 | £47 | £69 | 39% |
| Acquired Black Friday week 2024 | 752 | £71 | £17 | £24 | £43 | 33% |
| Acquired in December 2024 | 1,205 | £66 | £13 | £17 | £36 | 30% |
| Acquired Sep to Oct 2025 (first 6 months) | 1,878 | £81 | £59 | £88 | not yet | 51% |
| Acquired 1-23 Nov 2025 (first 6 months) | 1,284 | £87 | £41 | £60 | not yet | 41% |
| Acquired Black Friday week 2025 (first 6 months) | 1,347 | £76 | £22 | £35 | not yet | 30% |
That gives the CAC the business can afford before Black Friday, depending on how long it is prepared to wait for the money back:
| Break-even CAC before Black Friday | CAC |
|---|---|
| First order only (41p margin on an £82 first order) spend above this loses money on the order itself | £34 |
| Break even as a business on an ordinary day, at our forecast volume (31 new customers a day, returning £4,954) the margin on returning covers the overhead and the rest; this is the rule the forecast runs on | £61 |
| Break even on the day at 118 new customers a day, our returning the more customers you buy in a day, the thinner the returning margin is spread, so break-even CAC falls | £41 |
| Break even on the day at 118 a day, Ailis's returning (£9,108) which is why her sheet balances at £55: it needs her returning line | £56 |
| Pays back within 12 months (first order plus £70 of repeat) cash negative in November, positive by next autumn; the 2025 cohorts are tracking higher | £63 |
Ailis's £55 sits between the daily break-even and the 12-month payback. It is a reasonable price for a customer; it is not a price the business breaks even on in the month. The forecast runs on the daily rule because that is what we agreed. If Pott would rather carry a November loss for a bigger 2027 base, the 12-month line says how far that can go, and the daily control below is how we would run it either way.
Ailis is right that November should be run day by day on new customers and CAC. The forecast gives the numbers to run it against.
| Day | Budget | New customers | CAC | New-customer revenue | Subs | Other returning | Total | MER | Profit after overhead |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-11-01 Sun | £2,160 | 37 | £59 | £3,045 | £3,597 | £2,562 | £9,204 | 4.3x | £442 |
| 2026-11-02 Mon | £2,160 | 37 | £59 | £3,023 | £2,275 | £2,754 | £8,051 | 3.7x | −£34 |
| 2026-11-03 Tue | £2,160 | 37 | £58 | £3,072 | £2,682 | £2,651 | £8,405 | 3.9x | £112 |
| 2026-11-04 Wed | £2,160 | 37 | £58 | £3,071 | £1,624 | £2,524 | £7,219 | 3.3x | −£378 |
| 2026-11-05 Thu | £2,160 | 36 | £59 | £3,014 | £1,849 | £2,508 | £7,370 | 3.4x | −£316 |
| 2026-11-06 Fri | £2,160 | 36 | £59 | £3,009 | £3,214 | £2,657 | £8,880 | 4.1x | £308 |
| 2026-11-07 Sat | £2,160 | 35 | £61 | £2,930 | £2,490 | £2,704 | £8,124 | 3.8x | −£4 |
| 2026-11-08 Sun | £2,160 | 35 | £61 | £2,930 | £2,261 | £2,630 | £7,821 | 3.6x | −£129 |
| 2026-11-09 Mon | £1,912 | 32 | £61 | £2,614 | £2,247 | £2,788 | £7,649 | 4.0x | £47 |
| 2026-11-10 Tue Gold launch 8am (potter collab) | £1,912 | 100 | £19 | £8,264 | £2,613 | £15,770 | £26,647 | 13.9x | £7,893 |
| 2026-11-11 Wed Gold day 2 | £1,912 | 64 | £30 | £5,306 | £2,346 | £6,232 | £13,883 | 7.3x | £2,621 |
| 2026-11-12 Thu | £1,912 | 30 | £63 | £2,512 | £2,477 | £2,766 | £7,755 | 4.1x | £90 |
| 2026-11-13 Fri | £1,912 | 31 | £62 | £2,541 | £1,849 | £2,814 | £7,204 | 3.8x | −£137 |
| 2026-11-14 Sat Birthday GWP email+SMS (60 petites) | £1,912 | 89 | £21 | £7,400 | £2,057 | £9,947 | £19,404 | 10.1x | £4,421 |
| 2026-11-15 Sun Birthday tail | £1,912 | 62 | £31 | £5,150 | £2,340 | £3,474 | £10,964 | 5.7x | £1,416 |
| 2026-11-16 Mon | £1,707 | 29 | £60 | £2,369 | £1,947 | £2,737 | £7,054 | 4.1x | £6 |
| 2026-11-17 Tue | £1,707 | 29 | £58 | £2,424 | £1,923 | £2,621 | £6,968 | 4.1x | −£30 |
| 2026-11-18 Wed | £1,707 | 30 | £58 | £2,457 | £2,868 | £2,501 | £7,826 | 4.6x | £325 |
| 2026-11-19 Thu | £1,707 | 29 | £58 | £2,431 | £2,139 | £2,472 | £7,042 | 4.1x | £1 |
| 2026-11-20 Fri | £1,707 | 30 | £57 | £2,500 | £2,556 | £2,309 | £7,365 | 4.3x | £134 |
| 2026-11-21 Sat | £1,707 | 30 | £58 | £2,457 | £1,604 | £2,630 | £6,690 | 3.9x | −£144 |
| 2026-11-22 Sun pre-BF lull | £1,707 | 31 | £54 | £2,457 | £2,298 | £2,630 | £7,384 | 4.3x | £142 |
| 2026-11-23 Mon pre-BF lull | £1,707 | 30 | £57 | £2,355 | £2,563 | £2,938 | £7,856 | 4.6x | £337 |
| 2026-11-24 Tue pre-BF lull | £1,707 | 19 | £89 | £1,511 | £2,045 | £1,566 | £5,123 | 3.0x | −£792 |
| 2026-11-25 Wed pre-BF lull | £1,707 | 17 | £101 | £1,319 | £2,867 | £2,902 | £7,088 | 4.2x | £20 |
| 2026-11-26 Thu Early access (7am) + SMS | £12,000 | 586 | £20 | £38,852 | £2,440 | £43,467 | £84,759 | 7.1x | £16,890 |
| 2026-11-27 Fri Black Friday public + SMS | £20,400 | 649 | £31 | £43,005 | £3,290 | £51,466 | £97,761 | 4.8x | £13,105 |
| 2026-11-28 Sat BF weekend | £12,384 | 353 | £35 | £23,402 | £4,619 | £26,361 | £54,382 | 4.4x | £5,722 |
| 2026-11-29 Sun BF weekend | £9,346 | 292 | £32 | £19,329 | £2,642 | £19,074 | £41,045 | 4.4x | £4,024 |
| 2026-11-30 Mon Cyber Monday + SMS, offer closes | £12,414 | 347 | £36 | £22,971 | £4,231 | £27,315 | £54,517 | 4.4x | £5,739 |
| 2026-12-01 Tue | £4,045 | 75 | £54 | £5,387 | £4,323 | £1,553 | £11,263 | 2.8x | −£739 |
| 2026-12-02 Wed | £4,045 | 82 | £49 | £5,866 | £2,734 | £7,153 | £15,753 | 3.9x | £1,261 |
| 2026-12-03 Thu | £4,045 | 84 | £48 | £6,041 | £3,223 | £5,459 | £14,724 | 3.6x | £836 |
| 2026-12-04 Fri | £4,045 | 115 | £35 | £8,241 | £1,952 | £4,696 | £14,888 | 3.7x | £904 |
| 2026-12-05 Sat | £4,045 | 113 | £36 | £8,057 | £2,222 | £3,695 | £13,974 | 3.5x | £527 |
| 2026-12-06 Sun | £4,045 | 117 | £35 | £8,354 | £3,862 | £2,631 | £14,847 | 3.7x | £887 |
| 2026-12-07 Mon | £4,088 | 125 | £33 | £8,967 | £2,993 | £3,482 | £15,442 | 3.8x | £1,089 |
| 2026-12-08 Tue | £4,088 | 98 | £42 | £7,036 | £2,718 | £3,550 | £13,304 | 3.3x | £206 |
| 2026-12-09 Wed | £4,088 | 95 | £43 | £6,776 | £2,700 | £3,183 | £12,659 | 3.1x | −£60 |
| 2026-12-10 Thu | £4,088 | 93 | £44 | £6,686 | £3,140 | £7,308 | £17,135 | 4.2x | £1,788 |
| 2026-12-11 Fri | £4,088 | 100 | £41 | £7,170 | £2,819 | £4,239 | £14,228 | 3.5x | £261 |
| 2026-12-12 Sat | £4,088 | 100 | £41 | £7,130 | £2,977 | £6,201 | £16,308 | 4.0x | £1,072 |
| 2026-12-13 Sun | £4,088 | 90 | £45 | £6,452 | £2,222 | £6,062 | £14,736 | 3.6x | £459 |
| 2026-12-14 Mon | £2,876 | 71 | £41 | £5,052 | £2,472 | £4,685 | £12,209 | 4.2x | £686 |
| 2026-12-15 Tue | £2,876 | 70 | £41 | £5,002 | £2,812 | £4,652 | £12,467 | 4.3x | £786 |
| 2026-12-16 Wed | £2,876 | 70 | £41 | £5,018 | £2,340 | £4,105 | £11,463 | 4.0x | £395 |
| 2026-12-17 Thu | £2,876 | 65 | £44 | £4,632 | £2,311 | £4,063 | £11,006 | 3.8x | £217 |
| 2026-12-18 Fri | £2,876 | 63 | £45 | £4,536 | £3,447 | £4,364 | £12,346 | 4.3x | £739 |
| 2026-12-19 Sat | £2,876 | 69 | £42 | £4,952 | £2,570 | £4,315 | £11,837 | 4.1x | £541 |
| 2026-12-20 Sun final shipping days | £2,876 | 63 | £46 | £4,518 | £3,072 | £2,876 | £10,465 | 3.6x | £6 |
| 2026-12-21 Mon final shipping days | £2,876 | 63 | £46 | £4,518 | £1,928 | £3,390 | £9,836 | 3.4x | −£240 |
| 2026-12-22 Tue last shipping day 22 Dec | £2,876 | 40 | £73 | £2,840 | £2,761 | £1,289 | £6,890 | 2.4x | −£1,389 |
| 2026-12-23 Wed after shipping cut-off | £600 | 6 | £99 | £435 | £3,080 | £375 | £3,890 | 6.5x | −£194 |
| 2026-12-24 Thu after shipping cut-off | £600 | 6 | £99 | £435 | £2,458 | £393 | £3,286 | 5.5x | −£443 |
| 2026-12-25 Fri Christmas Day | £600 | 7 | £90 | £435 | £3,445 | £393 | £4,273 | 7.1x | −£35 |
| 2026-12-26 Sat Boxing Day sale (TBC) | £4,065 | 108 | £38 | £7,027 | £2,933 | £10,331 | £20,291 | 5.0x | £2,040 |
| 2026-12-27 Sun Boxing sale (TBC) | £4,065 | 98 | £42 | £6,352 | £3,954 | £7,223 | £17,529 | 4.3x | £1,046 |
| 2026-12-28 Mon Boxing sale (TBC) | £4,065 | 80 | £51 | £5,184 | £5,551 | £8,360 | £19,095 | 4.7x | £1,609 |
| 2026-12-29 Tue Boxing sale (TBC) | £4,065 | 78 | £52 | £5,076 | £3,175 | £6,940 | £15,191 | 3.7x | £204 |
| 2026-12-30 Wed Boxing sale (TBC) | £4,065 | 78 | £52 | £5,093 | £5,085 | £8,234 | £18,412 | 4.5x | £1,363 |
| 2026-12-31 Thu Boxing sale (TBC) | £4,065 | 86 | £47 | £5,601 | £5,085 | £3,597 | £14,283 | 3.5x | −£123 |
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